you don’t like it
it’s not counted when the only animals you like
are the baby ones, like puppies and bunnies,
it’s not counted when the only babies you like
are the ones which never cries or pukes. in front of you.
it’s not counted when the only time you appreciate your girlfriend or boyfriend,
is the time when you are delusional that they eat rainbows and poop butterflies.
they really don’t count.
really, you don’t like them.